Short Insulting Quotes For Haters, Enemies and Friends [2021]

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Insulting quotes and sayings with beautiful images. If you think the best comeback is through violence then you are wrong. The best comeback is to outsmart your opponent by insulting them intelligently with amazing punchline replies.

If you punch or physically assault someone it is a crime. You will go to jail with a bad record. However, insulting words is not a crime.

Sarcasm is also a good possible way to get back at someone you hate. But sometimes the funny insulting quotes also strengthen the relationship between friends, enemies, or any known person.

We compiled the list of meanest, cleanest, savage insulting quotes that you can use to insult both your enemies and friends. 

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Share these insulting quotes with your friends, enemies, and family members or on social media. You can use them as a WhatsApp status.

Best Insulting Quotes [2021]

“You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.” ― Kami Garcia

“Your brain is as dry as the remaining biscuit after a voyage.” -William Shakespeare

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” ― Groucho Marx

“I may not be super smart but compared to you I am Albert Einstein.”

“I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotion amuse you because you have none of your own.” ― Cassandra Clare

“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” -William Shakespeare

“I have nothing but respect for you — and not much of that.” ― Groucho Marx

“Ignore me, I don’t care, I’m used to it anyway, I’m invisible.”

“If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.” -William Shakespeare

“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.” ― J.K. Rowling

“There’s a small choice in rotten apples.” -William Shakespeare

“Don’t fool yourself, my dear. You’re much worse than a bitch. You’re a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.” ― Ayn Rand

“It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.”

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“We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.”― Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.” ― Groucho Marx

I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies.”

“Oh I didn’t realize you’re an expert in my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.”

Insulting Quotes For Friends

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.” ― Gena Showalter

Insulting Quotes For Friends

“If you can’t say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.” ― Susan Andersen

I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.” ― Groucho Marx

“You blocks, you stones, you are worse than senseless things!” ― William Shakespeare

“Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.” ― Carroll Bryant

“Everyone should know themselves. It can be an insult but know yourself is just it. It’s exactly what it sounds like. PartyNextDoor

“You’re a jerk,’ repeated the alien, a complete asshole.” ― Douglas Adams

“She is a peacock in everything but beauty!” ― Oscar Wilde

“Don’t call my lyrics poetry. It’s an insult to real poets. Bernie Taupin

“She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.” ― Andrew Hankinson

“Be stingy with nothing but the name of a friend, and take care not to waste your insults.” ― Paul Gauguin

Short Insulting Quotes For Haters

“Respect your haters; they’re the only ones who think you’re better than them.”

“Believe in yourself and don’t care about haters.”

“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.” – Nishan Panwar

“Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim.”

Short Insulting Quotes For Haters

“Respect your haters, they’re the only ones who think you’re better than them.”

“My haters are my motivators.”

“Don’t doubt yourself, that’s what haters are for.”

“Haters, like parrots, talk a lot but cannot fly. Dreamers, like eagles, say nothing but conquer the skies.”

“Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success.” – Will Smith

Haters don’t hate you… The reality is, they fear that they will never be able to get to where you are right now.”– Leah Remillet

“You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers.” – Nicole Polizzi

“Hating is the sincerest form of flattery, so keep hating; hater”

Insulting Quotes For enemies

“He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.” ― Brigham Young

“Please don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.”

“I never insult any people, I only tell them what they are.”

“I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.”

“Bit*h, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic.”

“It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting. ”Epictetus

“You say you’re worth all the diamonds in the world, but when I look at you, you look like you’re worth all the rubbish in the world.”

“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are… bit*h.”

“The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.” Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

“Beautiful things don’t ask for attention. You must be ugly.”

“In the end, I do think it’s insulting to men and women to insist that they fit a certain profile. I never understood that.” Helmut Lang

I hope you like these insulting quotes for others. insult others with these humorous punchlines. what is your favorite quote on insult from the list share in the comment section below?

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