Best Funny Quotes On Good Morning to Start the Day Happily

Funny quotes on good morning. Morning is an important part of your day which needs to be healthy and happy. The way you start your day will set the tune rest of the day. prepare yourself into an eager and motivated state of mind in the morning that put a profound impact on your life. You can start your morning with a really funny good morning quote.

Funny morning quotes help you to decrease the tension and stress in your mind. Sometimes the morning is not good especially when you are not able to get adequate sleep. But you can make your remaining day fantastic. Read funny wake up quotes helps you to feel a boost in your mind.

Funny Quotes On Good Morning

The morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.  Glen Cook

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore. Rachel Caine

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Ursula Le Guin

funny good morning quotes

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began afternoon. Tony Smith

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. Catherynne Valente

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. Harvey Mackay

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. Konrad Lorenz

Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. Anonymous

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Punit Ghadge

funny morning quotes

Good morning, and a special welcome to those of you who are new to the field of quantum solar energy conversion.     Mary Archer

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr

I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.     Frank Sinatra

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. Benjamin Franklin

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. Sam Goldwyn

Do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, ‘ I think I won’t think today’? It’s too late: you’re already thinking!. Byron Katie

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good Morning’ at total strangers. Maya Angelou

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. Nanea Hoffman

I like the freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know. Who knows. Oscar Nunez

Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. Marlo Thomas

If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it is not. Elon Musk

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do. Bob Dylan

I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. Jarod Kintz

There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning!. Fulton J. Sheen

The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock. Edward Packard Jr

What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. Timur Vermes

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. James Lileks

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. James Marsden

It sounds plausible enough tonight but waits until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. – H.G. Wells

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. – Job Might

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Him

share the funny good morning text with your loved ones and bring a smile on his face in the morning. funny good morning quotes for her.

I fall in love with you every morning when I see you lying next to me. Have an awesome day, love!

My dear, may your morning be as fabulously wonderful and inspiring as you are. I love you.

Good morning, my dearest! Thanks to your incredible love, everything about my life is incredibly beautiful.

As soon as I think of you, my day suddenly becomes brighter than a gazillion suns. May your day be as bright and cheerful as you make my life.

Dear darling, your presence in my life makes it such a beautiful spectacle. Good morning.

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Him

May this morning bring you great health and love to keep you smiling throughout the day. Good morning, my greatest love!

Every morning, I wake up and realize I actually live for your love, sweetheart. Good morning, you’re my true joy.

If you put your faith in the Lord, you shall succeed wherever you go. Good morning, sweet darling.

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These funny morning quotes will help you to start your day with positive feelings. 

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