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Barnabus Stinson is another fictional character performed by Neil Patrick Harris and produced by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas.
This CBS television series called ‘How I Met Your Mother’ was a great show. Barney was one of the show’s characters known for his manipulative, brash, and peremptory personality.
He is one of the iconic parts of ‘how I met your mother’. His awesome quotes have had us laughing with wildly uncontrolled emotion more than once.
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Barney Stinson Quotes 
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” ― Barney Stinson
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”. ― Barney Stinson
“Actually Doing Things Gets You Fired!” ― Barney Stinson
“Article 100: “When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.”
“You Can Grab Life By The Crack And Lick The Crap Out Of It!”. ― Barney Stinson
“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” ― Barney Stinson
“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.” ― Barney Stinson
“Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They’re people Ted, try to keep ’em straight.” ― Barney Stinson
“It’s going to be legen…wait for it…and I hope you’re not lactose-intolerant ’cause the second half of that word is…dairy!”. ― Barney Stinson
“Because the belt is my birthright. You can’t ride the tricycle before me. It’s like Jimmy Olsen beating Lex Luthor while Superman watches impotently in his bed.” ― Barney Stinson
“I’ve been dreaming of that since I was five. Well, that and my own operational Death Star.” ― Barney Stinson
“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” ― Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson Quotes Love
“When I let a day go by without talking to you….. That day is just no good.” ― Barney Stinson
“The camera loves me. More than loves me: the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.”
“I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.”
“I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to — and there have been times that I wanted to.”
“I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life.”
“You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as a witch, she’s a slutty witch. and she’s a cat, a slutty cat. If she’s a nurse… “
“You know who is confused? Bimbos! They are easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues.”
Funny Barney Stinson Quotes
“I was on my way to the Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, no rejections.” ― Barney Stinson
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated. Breast. Implants.” ― Barney Stinson
“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
“What does Ted see in that horrible woman? I mean, sure, she has boobs… Actually, I do see it. “ ― Barney Stinson
“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she is 17 years 11 months old.” ― Barney Stinson
“Do you have some puritanical hang-up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”
Barney Stinson Quotes on friendship
“Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.” — Barney Stinson (Barney Stinson Quotes Legendary Friends)
“Ted, you know who’s a million times hotter than the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven’t seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.”
“Now remember my three beginner’s tips for picking up chicks: Address her by name, isolate her from her friends, and subtly put her down.”
Barney Stinson Quotes on Suits
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I am awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.”
“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”
“Ted, I’m gonna teach you how to live. … Lesson 1, lose the goatee. It doesn’t go with your suit.”
“I’m sorry, suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday bests are my best friends,
Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute
‘Cause nothing suits me, the undisputed, oft-saluted, suitor of repute like a — wait for it — suit.”
“Suits are for the living. That’s why, when it’s my time to R.I.P. I’m going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It’s gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies.” — Barney Stinson
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