Awesome Barney Stinson Quotes About Love, Life And Friendship

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Best Barney Stinson quotes and sayings with images. Barnabus Stinson is another fictional character performed by Neil Patrick Harris and produced by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas. 

This CBS television series called ‘How I Met Your Mother was a great show. Barney was one of the show’s characters known for his manipulative, brash, and peremptory personality. 

He is one of the iconic parts of ‘how I met your mother. His awesome quotes have had us laughing with wildly uncontrolled emotion more than once.

Share these amazing Barney Stinson legendary quotes on love, Life, friendship, friends, and suites with your family members, and friends, or on social media. you can use them as a funny WhatsApp status.


Awesome Barney Stinson Quotes [2023]

“It’s time to let go of the fantasies. It’s time to grow up.” ― Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” ― Barney Stinson

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”. ― Barney Stinson

“Actually Doing Things Gets You Fired!” ― Barney Stinson

“Article 100: “When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.”

“Step one, you start running. There is no step two.” – Barney Stinson

“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” ― Barney Stinson

Best Barney Stinson quotes

“You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.” ― Barney Stinson

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They’re people Ted, try to keep ’em straight.” ― Barney Stinson

“Ted, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It’s just a law of the universe.” ― Barney Stinson

“Because the belt is my birthright. You can’t ride the tricycle before me. It’s like Jimmy Olsen beating Lex Luthor while Superman watches impotently in his bed.” ― Barney Stinson

“I’ve been dreaming of that since I was five. Well, that and my own operational Death Star.” ― Barney Stinson

“A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.” ― Barney Stinson


Barney Stinson Quotes About Love

“You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.” – Barney Stinson

“Underneath those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that the fact that I love you.” – Barney Stinson

“When I let a day go by without talking to you….. That day is just no good.” ― Barney Stinson

“The camera loves me. More than loves me: the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.”

“I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.”

Barney Stinson Love quotes

“I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to — and there have been times that I wanted to.”

“I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life.”

“You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as a witch, she’s a slutty witch. and she’s a cat, a slutty cat. If she’s a nurse… “

“For a long time, deep down I felt sort of, broken. But I don’t feel that way anymore.” – Barney Stinson

“You know who is confused? Bimbos! They are easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues.”


Barney Stinson Quotes About Life

“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.” – Barney Stinson

“You Can Grab Life By The Crack And Lick The Crap Out Of It!”. ― Barney Stinson

“You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find.” – Barney Stinson

“I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.” – Barney Stinson

“I’ve never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!”


Funny Barney Stinson Quotes

“I was on my way to the Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, no rejections.” ― Barney Stinson

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated. Breast. Implants.” ― Barney Stinson

“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

“What does Ted see in that horrible woman? I mean, sure, she has boobs… Actually, I do see it. “ ― Barney Stinson

“I can’t believe I’m taking sex advice from Ted Mosby. It’s like taking fashion advice from, well, Ted Mosby.”

“Do you have some puritanical hang-up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl in the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”


Barney Stinson Quotes On Legendary Friendship

“Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.” — Barney Stinson

“Ted, you know who’s a million times hotter than the hottest girl I’ve ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven’t seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.”

“Now remember my three beginner’s tips for picking up chicks: Address her by name, isolate her from her friends, and subtly put her down.”


Barney Stinson quotes wait for it

“Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. That is going to be legen— wait for it —dary-adjacent. Legendary-adjacent!”

“It’s going to be legen…wait for it…and I hope you’re not lactose-intolerant ’cause the second half of that word is…dairy!”. ― Barney Stinson

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she is 17 years 11 months old.” ― Barney Stinson

“Look, our forefathers died for the ‘pursuit of happiness,’ okay? Not for the ‘sit around and wait for happiness.’ Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.” – Barney Stinson

“I’ve got you, I don’t need to wait for it anymore .” – Barney Stinson

“Step six is called purg— wait for it. Keep waiting. Keep waiting for all of the eternity only to discover that there’s no escape —atory.”


Barney Stinson Quotes on Suits

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I am awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.”

“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”

“Ted, I’m gonna teach you how to live. … Lesson 1, lose the goatee. It doesn’t go with your suit.”

“I’m sorry, suits, let’s make amends,

My Sunday bests are my best friends,

Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute

‘Cause nothing suits me, the undisputed, oft-saluted, suitor of repute like a — wait for it — suit.”

“Suits are for the living. That’s why, when it’s my time to R.I.P. I’m going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED. Yeah. It’s gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies.” — Barney Stinson


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