Best new minion quotes with images. If you like the minion character and his naughty style these best minion quotes are for you.
Minions are the fictional characters that appeared in minions computer-animated film produced in 2015. You will find the best minion quotes in this post on every topic.
Minion quotes lighten your day. Everyone loves minions. They are funny, cute, and loveable small yellow creatures that everyone can recognize easily.
We compiled the best new minion quotes about friendship, love, life, and Facebook. Read and share these minion quotes on social media, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or use them as a WhatsApp status.
Best Minion Quotes 
“Respect your parents. They passed school without Google!”
“Things to do today, Get up, Survive and Go back to bed.”
“The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.”
“My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all… and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them!”
“Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!”
“Don’t wait until you are rich to be happy. Happy is free.”
“There should be an app so you can delete your number out of other people’s phones.”
“Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!”
“I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.”
“We were born with flippers! … No? Just me? Okay.”
“I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.”
“Don’t give me your attitude unless you want mine!!”
“You have no idea who you’re messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!”
“My tolerance level is extremely low, proceed with caution!”
Funny Minion Quotes
“The wifi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”
“I wish there was a way to donate fat like you can donate blood.”
“Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!”
“Warning! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain!”
“I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
“Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing”
Minion Quotes About Life
“Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.”
“Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kissing it, kicking it busting it, trying to get a piece of it behaving like one… Or, you live with one!!!”
“When life knocks you down… Calmly get back up and very politely say, “You hit like a bitch”
“My doctor asked me if I had ever had a stress test? Yes – I replied it’s called life”
“Take life day by day and be grateful for all little things. Don’t get stressed over what you can’t control.”
“Don’t underestimate me because I’m quiet. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and I observe more than you know.”
Minion Quotes About Love
“One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that someone is happy because of you.”
“Top 4 whishes: Earn money without working 2. be smart without studying 3. love without being hurt. 4. To eat without getting fat.”
“Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes…”
“Love me and I’ll move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head”
Minion Quotes About Friendship
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
“Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest one is usually the craziest?”
My Diet Plan: Make all my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Minion Quotes Facebook
“I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older… I was wrong!”
“There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.”
“A pet. My dog is family!”
I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.
“Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.”
“You know you’re getting old when you feel bad in the morning without having had any fun the night before!”
“If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle.”
“I might look like I’m doing nothing but in my head, I’m quite busy.”
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